Waiter, this soup tastes funny?
Then why aren't you laughing !
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Why do you keep doing the backstroke?
I've just had lunch and don't want to swim on a full stomach !
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What do you call eyeglasses for a ghost?
Spooktacles!
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What's the best way to see a flying saucer?
Trip the waiter!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?
At the baa baa shop!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to the party?
He had no body to go with!
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